Hi! If you find this tumblr, and discover my identity, whether because you know me or we end up randomly talking, (since I don't enjoy the concept of strangers) regardless, know that I will deny it. I will deny everything... I was never here... Shhhhh. Okay I'm actually more likely to invite you to skype or facebook chat. Or to have coffee. I like coffee. And tea. I live in Japan, so I like tea now. Tea is cool.

 

Flight of the Conchords - 1x10 “New Fans” (August 19, 2007) | Favorite Bret Caps

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