Hi! If you find this tumblr, and discover my identity, whether because you know me or we end up randomly talking, (since I don't enjoy the concept of strangers) regardless, know that I will deny it. I will deny everything... I was never here... Shhhhh. Okay I'm actually more likely to invite you to skype or facebook chat. Or to have coffee. I like coffee. And tea. I live in Japan, so I like tea now. Tea is cool.

 

peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

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someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

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someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution image

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

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(Source: sassysamwinchester)

I really need some better friends…

silence-falls-in-the-end:

mshoneysucklepink:

beautifulhigh:

bjnovakdjokovic:

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

I MAKED THESE

Fun fact: my mum had her gall bladder removed a month ago. When I found that comic I emailed it to her. It made her laugh, it made her consultant laugh, and she put it at the front of her medical folder for her hospital stay.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt sadder for a gall bladder in all my life.

IT’S 2AM AND I’M PRACTICALLY CRYING BECAUSE OF “I MAKED THESE”

(Source: kickstarter.com)

petsrescue:

My friend’s dog won 3rd place in a Petco Star Wars contest as… http://ift.tt/1y7xS1z Reblogged from aplacetolovedogs on Tumblr

petsrescue:

My friend’s dog won 3rd place in a Petco Star Wars contest as… http://ift.tt/1y7xS1z Reblogged from aplacetolovedogs on Tumblr